- Кога ти се најавуваат гости, го средуваш домот експресно за пола саат. ("складирајќи" половина од работите по шкафови кај што не им е место) - Воглавно гледаш спорт само кога игра репрезентација (притоа не знаејќи ни зошто ни каде се игра натпреварот, битно навиваш за Македонија). - Работиш работа која не ти е по струка ама кога ќе те прашаат, таа работа ти е "привремена" додека не најдеш друга. (yeah right.. ) - Кога ти даваат флаер по улица, автоматски го фрлаш во првата корпа за ѓубре без притоа да прочиташ за што се работи.
чекаш да дојде недела, за да се избањаш, стоплиш и испереш ко човек! Ради тоа што само во недела, цел ден има евтина струја. Па не знаеш дали попрво бојлер, греалка или машина за перење да уклучиш.
our grandfather always has a shot of Rakija for breakfast. - The moment church services are over you go straight for the bar and get smashed (Australia only). - You only go out of town for Macedonian Tournaments and Dances. - Even if you're a girl, your parents (who can't remember your name) call you "sine". - You are hopelessly trying to bring the Macedonian community in Australia together. - Your uncle makes his own wine that's stronger than 'rakija'. - Your mother insists that 'promaja' will kill you. - Your mother insists you must eat something with 'Sirenje' at least three times a week. - You base your whole life on the fortune in your coffee cup. - You use 'Rakija' to cure all illnesses, celebrate all occasions and as a massage lotion. - You celebrate Christmas, Easter and New Years two weeks after everyone else. - Your baba will not accept the fact that you're just not hungry. - Your parents constantly say you'll end up a nobody if you don't graduate from University. - You go to a restaurant and bring your own drinks. - You go to your baba's house, she offers you supa, sarma, piperki or Kolbasi and gets upset when you don't eat EVERYTHING. - You are at a zabava and the guys try picking you up by asking,'Hey baby, what's your slava?'. - When you have four pairs of 'Vlecki' in your wardrobe. - All other action stops when you hear the music of 'Ogan da go gori' or 'Biser Balkanski' - You are a fan of whatever soccer team Darko Pancev plays for. - When your mum calls you 'stoka'. - You can always smell garlic on your parents' breath and they insist it kills all bacteria. - Your walls are crowded with icons of saints. - You have a Goce Delcev picture on the wall. - There's a slab of fat in your fridge called 'SLANINA'. - Your parents still prefer to buy tapes rather than CDs. - Your mum has a whole pharmacy in her medicine cabinet. - Your parents think everything is a conspiracy Half of your backyard is a bufcha - You have every single plant possible in your house - You have at least 2 porcelain flower centerpieces in your house - Your parents buy you winter coats three sizes too big so it will fit the next year - You have a crveno jajce in your window from last year - Every time it's quiet your dad farts and says "Jas ne prdnav, beshe majkati" - You have 75 kebina on your beds and couches - You can't go out with friends who aren't Macedonian - Your dad has 2 birthdays because he was signed in the hospital 5 days after he was born. - Your walls can't be anything BUT white - Your parents make you go to Macedonia to find a husband or wife - Your parents talk about how great Macedonia is but they live in Australia. - You get hurt & you need to go to the hospital and your parents say "Nisto nema...Ke ti pomini kako na kuche" - You hurt yourself and your parents get mad at you for crying - You can't go in someone’s house without taking your shoes off - You’re a girl and can't have a boyfriend until your 18... only to find that when you turn 18 .. it changes to 21 - Your first boyfriend has to be your husband - Your mum invites your friends mum over for "turkso kafe i na muabet(gossip)" - You cant sit on the front porch stairs because they're cement and your going to get "prolif" - Fish and graf are part of your daily diet - You have at least one "vezana slika" in your house - Your dad calls your mum "zheno" - You have a big clock set hanging on your walls that doesn't work and its just there for decoration - You travel to Macedonia and take 4 suitcases of old clothes for your family over there and only one shirt and pair of jeans for yourself - Every Macedonian guy has one pinky nail that’s long so he could pick his nose - You read this to your parents and they get mad because your making fun of Macedonians http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/europe/05 ... edge.quiz/ ако не добиеш 10/10 на квизот 1. или не си македонец 2. или не знаеш англиски
1. Кога ракијата ја користиш за масирање, за чистење, за прослави, и ја пиеш понекогаш и рано по сабајле. 2. Кога носиш џемпер зашто на мајка ти и е ладно. 3. Кога мајка ти мисли дека помаата ќе те убие. 4. Кога зимаш плата 200 евра, трошиш 400 и поим немаш од кај ти се останатите 200 евра.
Кога во пик на Есента цело маало мириса на ајвар, кога животот го живееш на кредит, кога цела годна береш пари да одиш на одмор во Грција
Златни Македонски правила : Во шише од кока кола ставаш туршија феферони Во кутија од сладолед чуваш сарма Во шише од сируп чуваш зачини На ќерката и викаш сине Далечинскоит управувач ти е намотан со најлонче Собираш кеси,за секој случај Со истиот зејтин готвиш барем двапати Во сјајот за садови ставаш вода Пастата за заби ја виткаш во ролна ....................................... Додека гостите ти се дома молчиш,а ги испраќаш пола час на врата.