* Just because i hate everybody, that doesn't mean they have to hate me to. * When I look at someone, I don't see someone who looks a certain way or has this or that amount of chromosomes. I just see someone I may or may not have to destroy. * The only straight I am is straight up bitch. * Holy crap! I'm a closet lesbian and a judgemental bitch, which means one thing. I have awesome gay-dar. * Cause I just try to be really,really honest with people when I think that they suck - Santana Lopez (Glee)
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next... The general who became a slave. The slave who became a gladiator. The gladiator who defied an emperor... From "The Gladiator"
The good ones screw you, the bad ones screw you, and the rest don’t know how to screw you. Don’t play hard to get with a man who’s hard to get. -Samantha Jones The fact is, sometimes it’s really hard to walk in a single woman’s shoes. That’s why we need really special ones now and then to make the walk a little more fun. Carrie Bradshaw
There are two types of men out there. The one that holds your hand and the one who fuck you. Samantha, Sex and the City.
Zia: I think she cried at my funeral, I don't mean to brag about it or anything, but I'm pretty sure she did. Sometimes I can picture her talking to some guy she feels really close to, about how they lowered me into the grave all pathetic and shriveled up like a melted chocolate bar, and how we never actually got a chance. Then the guy fucks her real nice, fuck it's all about making her feel better. Wristcutters: A Love Story.
Gossip Girl: We all like to think that we're in the driver's seat of our own lives. But the truth is, the idea that we can control our fate is an illusion. You can choose the most loyal friends, the dream job, the truest love. How I Met Your Mother Barney: The truth is I've spent the last five years trying to inception your wife. Marshall: That movie only came out two years ago. Barney: What movie? Gossip Girl: Camus said that life is the sum of our choices. Choose wisely and fortune smiles upon you. But choose poorly? You never know what price you'll have to pay.
Don't get too cocky, my friend, no matter how good you are. Don't ever let them see you coming. You gotta keep yourself small, be the little guy. Look at me - underestimated from day 1...you would never think that I'm the master of the universe, now, would you??? - The Devil's Advocate
“It’s not about who you are attracted to ultimately, it’s about who you fall in love with.” - Glee: Holly Holliday (Gwyneth Paltrow)
10 Things I Hate About You I hate the way you talk to me, And the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots And the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick, It even makes me rhyme. I hate the way you’re always right, I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, Even worse when you make me cry I hate it when you’re not around, And the fact that you didn’t call But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you, Not even close… Not even a little bit… Not even at all.