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  1. tigerlady

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    Harry Burns: With whom did you have this great sex?
    Sally Albright: I'm not going to tell you that.
    Harry Burns: Fine, don't tell me.
    Sally Albright: Shel Gordon.
    Harry Burns: Shel? Sheldon? No, no, you did not have great sex with Sheldon.
    Sally Albright: I did too.
    Harry Burns: No you didn't. A Sheldon can do your income taxes, if you need a root canal, Sheldon's your man... but humpin' and pumpin' is not Sheldon's strong suit. It's the name. 'Do it to me Sheldon, you're an animal Sheldon, ride me big Shel-don.' Doesn't work.

    Harry Burns: There are two kinds of women: high maintenance and low maintenance.
    Sally Albright: Which one am I?
    Harry Burns: You're the worst kind; you're high maintenance but you think you're low maintenance.


    Harry Burns: You know, I have a theory that hieroglyphics are just an ancient comic strip about a character named Sphinxy.

    Harry Burns: I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
     
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    Се што е убаво...и на Господ му е мило! :*
     
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    ozbilnazena Популарен член

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    Експертот е човек кој ги направил сите можни грешки во некоја многу тесна област на наукатa :)
     
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    Среќата не е нешто што просто се случува. Среќата е нешто што вие самите го создавате и на што самите се одлучувате!
     
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  5. julie77

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    You can give without loving, but you can never love without giving
     
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    If you have abandoned one faith, do not abandon all faith. There is always an alternative to the faith we lose. Or is it the same faith under another mask?
    (Graham Greene)
     
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    K-a-t-e-n-c-e Истакнат член

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    Најважно од се е човек да е задоволен од себе и од она што го има !
    Нема успех, без неуспех !
    Ако нешто вреди да се тера, вреди и да се претера :D
     
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  9. julie77

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    Во денешно време нормалните ги нарекуваат луди.
     
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    Побарав богатство за да можам да бидам среќен, добив сиромаштија за да можам да бидам мудар. Ги побарав сите работи за да можам да уживам во животот, добив живот за да можам да уживам во сите работи.
     
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    Што е твое, само ќе си дојде, а тоа што не е твое, не го земај, бидејки ако го земеш, сигурно ќе го изгубиш ;)
     
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    Подобро да бидеш сам и да читаш книга, отколку да разговараш со будали.
     
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    НАЈДОБАР ИЗЛЕЗ ОД НЕШТО, Е НИЗ САМОТО ТОА НЕШТО
     
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    Секој кој пробал да седи на две столчиња, завршил на подот :lol:
     
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    "Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"

    "After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together." :lol:

    "Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!"
     
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    I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

    Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.

    Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.

    This place is so weird that the cockroaches have moved next door.

    Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.

    :D
     
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    Противникот не го сметај за овца, туку за волк.
    Ако за нешто некаде зборуваат со шепот, значи на друго место веќе силно викаат за него. :)
     
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    Сами ги правиме нашите избори, а потоа ги нарекуваме СУДБИНА!
     
  19. Bright

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    Лагата е како парче конец, кое со време станува јаже и почнува да се намотува околу вратот.
     
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    Детето, воспитано само од училиштето, е невоспитано дете