Вицови

Discussion in 'Насмевка' started by Mimi, Nov 22, 2009.

  1. Tetrapak

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    Мъж пита жена си:
    -Спиш ли?
    -Не.
    -Е, как ще спиш, то злото никога не спи...
     
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    - Ајде да имаме секс...
    - Не можам, се плашам...
    - Од што се плашиш?...
    - Од бременост...
    - Ама тоа во никој случај не може да се случи...
    - Ветуваш Перо?...
    - Ветувам Столе...
     
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    Врту на тетку ми у Немачку и ву викам, тето иде ми се да заебу све и да дојду куде тебе у Немачку..
    - Вика: Саше не ти е тој решење..