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I got married with George Bosh because I was horny.

 

I fucked A horse becauese my friends told me to do it.

 

I fucked a horse because that's what I am

 

I ran naked with a puppet because I was horny

 

I fucked Santa Claus because i hate my life

 

I went out with a banana because that's how I roll!

 

I smoked weed with a vacuum cleaner becouse i'm sexy

 

I shot an old man because I'm single

 

I killed a Jew because I stink!

 

I need a clown because that's what I'm.

 

I stabbed a fat gay becouse that's what I'm

 

I pissed on a condom because my friends told me to do it.

 

I fucked a puppet because i hate my life

 

I need an egg because I‘m sexy

 

I killed a puppet because I have perfect abs.

 

I killed a drug dealer because I'm single.

Која храброст

 

I ate a gangster because I was high.

 

I fucked a bowl of cereal because that's what I'm.

WTF

 

колку си беден морону

 

i fucked a horse because my friends told me to do it HAHAHAH