Која е вашата реченица?

I ran naked with a horse,because i'm sexy

 

I smoked weed with a cookie jar because I'm ugly.
Ова болеше

 

I smoked weed with a dildo because i'm ugly.

 

I did a blowjob to a prostitute because I hate my life.

 

I hate an old man, because i stink.

 

I smoked weed with lesbian because my friend told me to do it. o.O wtf lol ХАХАХАХАХАХАХ

 

I pissed on a condom becouse my friends told me to do it.
WTF? Oh,no!

 

I shot a lesbian because i'm sexy...

 

I stabbed an old man because I stink

 

I smoked weed with a robot because I'm single.
NO!!!

 

I Shot a puppet because I'm sexy хахахахах

 

I shoot a puppet because,I'm single.

 

I killed an egg because my friends told me to do it... следен пат кога ќе играме вистина или предизвик xD

 

I fucked a bowl of cereal because i hate my life.

 

I shot a puppet because my friends told me to do it.
шта речи а не заплакати

 

Еве најдов уште една слична.
Мојата е I shot a ninja because I'm hot and I do what I want!
Вашата?

 

Еве ја мојата реченица: I gave my number to my cell phone beacause I'm retarded.

 

I shot a goat becouse that's how i roll

 

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