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Хаха, сум го видела ова, јако е, ама еве мене како ми испадна-I did a blowjob to a lesbian, because that's what I'm...
Offtopic, how is it possible to do a blowjob to a lesbian?

 

I got married with a Jew because i'm sexy

 

I pissed on Barney the Dinosaur because that's what I am.

 

I pissed on a dog because I'm single.

 

I took a crap on a bowl of cereal, because I hate my life.

 

I smoked weed with a porn star because my friends told me to do it.

No they didn't.

 

I hate condom, because that's what I am.

 

''I killed a prostitute because that's what i'm. ''
Xaxaxa

 

I stabbed George Bush because that's what I'm

 

I hate a lesbian because my friends told me to do it

 

I hate a Jew because i hate my life
Ако мразам, да мразам

 

I took a crap on a fat guy because I'm sexy

 

I fucked a condom because that's what I'm

 

I fucked an old man because that's what I'm..

 

I need a drunk Mexican because my friends told me to do it.

It doesn't make any sense. They didn't tell me anything.

 

I got married with a drug dealer because my friends told me to do it..хахахаха

 

I need a dildo because I was horny?

Spoiler

 

I killed Madonna because that's what I'm

 

I hate a clown, because I'm sexy

хуху

 

I shot a porn star because I smoked crack!