Која е вашата реченица?

Discussion in 'Насмевка' started by x.Daisy.x, Aug 17, 2011.

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  1. AnaKarenina

    AnaKarenina Форумски идол

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    I smoked weed with a prostitute because I was horny :rofl: :rofl:
     
    AnaKarenina, Nov 30, 2011
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  3. AzSxDc

    AzSxDc Истакнат член

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    ми излезее
    i ran naked with a black guy because my friend told me to do it!
     
    AzSxDc, Nov 30, 2011
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  4. smiley-94

    smiley-94 Истакнат член

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    I fucked a vacuum cleaner because my friends told me to do it :D :D :D
     
    smiley-94, Nov 30, 2011
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  5. Anna-Banana

    Anna-Banana Популарен член

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    I pissed on your grandmother because I'm sexy.
    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
    Anna-Banana, Dec 4, 2011
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    Angel4e123 Истакнат член

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    I killed a dog because I hate my life/Because I'm single..
    За боите не сум сигурна..
     
    Angel4e123, Dec 12, 2011
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  7. baguf4e

    baguf4e Популарен член

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    I fucked a nazi because I'm horny. :D :D :D
     
    baguf4e, Dec 16, 2011
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    karina8 Популарен член

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    I killed your grandmother because my friends told me to do it.

    :o :D :D
     
    karina8, Dec 16, 2011
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  9. tanja6

    tanja6 Популарен член

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    мене ми излезе
    i killed a drug dealer because i smoked crack :D
    скраја да е,никад у живот пу пу пу.. :D
     
    tanja6, Dec 16, 2011
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  10. Miss-Angie92

    Miss-Angie92 Популарен член

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    I got married with a black guy because my friends told me to do it. :rofl: :D :rofl:
     
    Miss-Angie92, Dec 24, 2011
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  11. FashionMonster

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    I stabbed a vacuum cleaner because I'm single. :D :D :D :D
     
    FashionMonster, Dec 27, 2011
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  12. Smurfette.M

    Smurfette.M Популарен член

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    I need a monkey because I'm single 8)
     
    Smurfette.M, Dec 27, 2011
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    macufkaa Активен член

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    I need a dog, because I stink :^) wtf?! hahahahah
     
    macufkaa, Dec 27, 2011
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  15. LilBaby

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    I hate a jew because I hate my life. :D


    Шо ми е евреинот крив бре. :rofl:
     
    LilBaby, Dec 27, 2011
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  16. CIA

    CIA Популарен член

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    I ran naked with a horse because I'm sexy.
    Yeah 8)
     
    CIA, Dec 27, 2011
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    Alegriaa Истакнат член

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    I stabbed a jew because i smoked cracks :lol: :^)
    А во превод ќе излезе нешто како

    јас избодев Евреин бидејќи пушев пукнатини-буквално...
     
    Alegriaa, Dec 28, 2011
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  18. M.Chocolate

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    Be strong because that make you more awesome.
     
    M.Chocolate, Dec 30, 2011
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    I fucked a piece of shit because I`m racist
    :puke: :puke:
     
    femina90, Dec 30, 2011
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    I got married with a cookie jar because that's what I'm. :o
    OMG ! This is soo true! I'm crazy-insane-random-funny!!!! Totally fits my character! hahahahahahahahahahahah
     
    nate.k, Jan 1, 2012
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    I pissed on a bowl of cereal because I was horny.
    HAHAHAHAHAHA :D
     
    funkygirl, Jan 1, 2012
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    i did a blowjob to a cookie jar because that is what am i. :worried:
     
    antonina, Jan 13, 2012
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