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I smoked weed with a prostitute because I was horny

 

ми излезее
i ran naked with a black guy because my friend told me to do it!

 

I fucked a vacuum cleaner because my friends told me to do it

 

I pissed on your grandmother because I'm sexy.

 

I killed a dog because I hate my life/Because I'm single..
За боите не сум сигурна..

 

I fucked a nazi because I'm horny.

 

I killed your grandmother because my friends told me to do it.

 

мене ми излезе
i killed a drug dealer because i smoked crack
скраја да е,никад у живот пу пу пу..

 

I got married with a black guy because my friends told me to do it.

 

I stabbed a vacuum cleaner because I'm single.

 

I need a monkey because I'm single

 

I need a dog, because I stink wtf?! hahahahah

 

I hate a jew because I hate my life.


Шо ми е евреинот крив бре.

 

I ran naked with a horse because I'm sexy.
Yeah

 

I stabbed a jew because i smoked cracks
А во превод ќе излезе нешто како

јас избодев Евреин бидејќи пушев пукнатини-буквално...

 

Be strong because that make you more awesome.

 

I fucked a piece of shit because I`m racist

 

I got married with a cookie jar because that's what I'm.
OMG ! This is soo true! I'm crazy-insane-random-funny!!!! Totally fits my character! hahahahahahahahahahahah

 

I pissed on a bowl of cereal because I was horny.
HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

i did a blowjob to a cookie jar because that is what am i.